Thursday, May 24, 2012
Anyway, even though I didn't want to watch it, I was still curious.
Me: "What movie is this?"
Him: "Source Code."
Me: "What's that male actor's name? I know he's pretty famous."
Him: "No, isn't."
Me: "Yes, he is. Press the info button."
He presses info. Me: "See, Jake Gyllenhaal. He is famous!"
Him: "No, he's not."
Me: "Yes, he is!" (We are obviously very civilized and mature).
Him: "Just because he dated Taylor Swift doesn't mean he's famous."
Me: *stunned silence* "How the hell did you know he dated Taylor Swift? I didn't even know that!"
Him: "Oh and he dated that girl from That 70's Show."
Me: "Ok, How did you know THAT?"
Him: "From that magazine." He points behind him to the bathroom.
Yes, this is what happens when I put my Entertainment Weekly's into his "library" in the bathroom. Maybe I should start putting in magazines about spoiling your wife or about making a million dollars. Is there a book for men about how to not be babies when they are sick? The possibilities are endless!
In the meantime, I'm Googling Jake Gyllenhaal. I wouldn't put it past him to just make up these things to mess with me...