Better be good to Barney!

iDog is back! But he's insisting on a name.

iDog: No, I'm not.

I think I should name him Barney.

iDog: Do you really hate me that much?

When I was growing up we had a dog named Barney. I miss Barney.

Barney: Fabulous.

So, Barney, what are we listening to today?

Barney: I'm afraid to find out.

First song up: Abracadabra, Steve Miller Band

Barney: What exactly is this song about? A magician who molests people? "First I will pull this rabbit out of my hat! Then for my second trick, I'll grab your boob. Where are you going? Don't you want to touch my wand?"

I Honestly Love You, Olivia Newton-John.

Barney: I honestly hate my life.

When I Call Your Name, Vince Gill.

Barney: Please don't call my name. It's embarrassing. My owner has issues.

Cha Cha Slide, Mr. C

Barney: Don't dance. I'm serious. You're going to hurt something.

Take It Easy On Me, Little River Band.

Barney: Good advice. I wish you'd follow it.

What You Give, Tesla

Barney: Good song. Hey, what are you doing? Stop that! Stop swaying right now! You have no rhythm, do you? Okay, I'll wait. Can you turn me around first? I'm scared.

Don't Let It End, Styx.

Barney: Oh please, PLEASE let it end. Have we heard anything from this century?

She Knows When You're On, George Strait.

Barney: Don't I know it! And I keep trying to play dead, too.

American Honkey-Tonk Bar Association, Garth Brooks

Barney: You really are a redneck, aren't you?

Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen.

Barney: Wow, from Garth Brooks to Queen. That was a smooth transition.

Help Is On It's Way, Little River Band.

Barney: Don't tease me like that!

Better Be Good To Me, Tina Turner

Barney: Amen, sister!

Youth Gone Wild, Skid Row.

Barney: Are you head-banging? You really are a confused child. The 90's are gone. So is your Aqua Net. Get over it.

Lonesome Loser, Little River Band.

Barney: Have I heard about the Lonesome Loser?!? Hell, I'm looking at her!

Macho Man, The Village People.

Barney: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I'm dying. Call 911. Call The Little River Band!

Fake It, Seether.

Barney: By the way, you remember when I was moving my head like I enjoyed your music? I was faking it. I'm sorry.

Live Those Songs, Kenny Chesney

Barney: Are you serious? If I lived these songs, I'd be a perverted magician in a Indian suit crying because I'm such a lonesome loser.

Need I Say More, George Strait.

Barney: No, I really don't.

Okay, that's enough from Barney, my iPod dog. He seems a little grouchy tonight.

Barney: Bite me.

Until next time!

Arf! Arf!

(This was supposed to be a "real" picture of my iDog, but my camera is a piece of %*$#...)

Today my iDog will be blogging his opinions on a random selection of my songs in the order they are shuffled. Warning: I have no control over his language or comments. Opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the blog owner.

It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing, Shania Twain.

Seriously? I left Target for this? Do you have my receipt? I can't even breath, and this is hurting me.

How Am I Supposed to Live Without You, Michael Bolton

If I could, I'd rip my batteries out myself.

Patience, Guns & Roses

This is a good song, so of course you're going to skip it. Yep, there you go. Maybe you should take lessons from this song. The whistling part isn't that long.

I Can't Stop Loving You, Conway Twitty

I've been meaning to talk to you about all this Twitty. I'm supposed to be this trendy little gadget and you have me grooving to Conway Twitty. Not cool at all.

Free Bird, Lynyrd Skynyrd

14 minutes for a song? I'll just excuse myself now. Do you have a newspaper?

Waiting on the World to Change, John Mayer.

Wait...wasn't this song made this century? How did this get on your iPod? Oh, you downloaded it for someone else? Figures.

SexyBack, Justin Timberlake.

Yeah, baby! I'm bringing sexy back to iDogs!

Heartlight, Neil Diamond

You ruined it. And we had such a good thing going!

She Hates Me, Puddle of Mudd

I think this all the time.

Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Cyndi Lauper

Oh please! As if this even remotely implies to you. You're blogging with your iDog!

Umm... Okay, I think that's enough for today. iDog needs to go to sleep now. Nighty-Night.

Happy Mom's Day!

more cat pictures

I'm sitting here thinking about getting ready to go to my mother's, while my husband and son sleep away. It must be nice! J got me an iDog and an iTunes card for Mother's Day. iLove it! He knows me well.

My friend Robin got me to join Tagged. I guess it's another Myspace, Facebook site. Because I really needed another one! If you want to check it out, click here: Melly48

Oh, so don't forget my special guest!! She's scheduled for this Thursday. You won't want to miss this!! Seriously. I'm still doing a bit of a dance over here.