Morning Surfing

I was blog browsing this morning when I realized I hadn't done my own blog! Oops. It's been really hard for me to blog this week and I'm not sure why. Maybe my mind is already enjoying the three day weekend? I don't know. After I realized I needed to blog, I also remembered I had to let my dog inside. I walked downstairs and she's sitting on the porch waiting for me. When I opened the door, she looked over her shoulder at me like, "Well, it's about time, woman!"

Whatever, dawg. Now, I'm still sitting here trying to think of what to blog about. I'm also watching the news, which is really depressing. All they keep talking about is how bad the economy is. Like we needed a reminder. Then they said something that made me so very sad, I don't think I can take it. I'm not even sure I should share it here. It might make me cry. But I guess I need to get it out.

The Dollar menu at McDonald's might not be a dollar anymore. *sob* Forget $4.00 gas prices, this is a sign that the world's coming to an end. Why???

I don't know what I'd do without my double cheeseburgers. *sigh*

Then they keep showing the traffic, and of course there's an accident on the road I take everyday. Why people? Why must we drive like idiots and get into accidents?

I've changed it to the Fox morning news but they can't stop talking about American Idol and who won. Umm...who cares? It's a David someone. I just couldn't watch it this year. I think, like Survivor, it has just lost its appeal to me.


But let's talk about good news! My MIL got a new puppy! It's the cutest thing EVAH.



I'm seriously thinking of stealing her for myself! She's a bichon frise. My son named her Tara. (When you can't think of anything to blog about, just throw in pictures of puppies. That's my new plan).

Anyway, I just turned the television to the Spanish speaking channel, which is also doing the news. I can't understand what they're saying, but it definitely less depressing. This woman is doing the weather in skin tight pants and a ruffled sleeveless shirt. Nice!!! Definitely prettier than the dude on Fox 5.

Does anyone remember when they used to show cartoons on the week day mornings? And I'm not talking about Cartoon Network. Why do the networks think we need so much news forced on us first thing in the morning?

I just switched it to CNN and they said that cookouts cost 6% more this year. Wow, nice thought right before the Memorial Day weekend.

A-HA!!! I've found Saved by the Bell! Zack and the gang are wearing toga's! Why? Hell if I know! But I'm so happy to not hear the words "oil prices" that I don't even care.

Ahh... Zack is such a wily guy. You know he's not going to get caught in this lie! That never happens on this show! Aww...they were drinking and driving and got in an accident in Lisa's mothers car. Now Lisa can't go to homecoming! I sense PSA coming up.

Oh wait, he confessed to the accident. Because this always happens in real life. Teenagers confessing to their wrongdoings.

Kids, don't drink. Or you will end up in a toga. That's what I got out of this episode, anyway. Is that wrong?

I should get ready for work now. I'm sorry Melly's thoughts ended up a long ramble on nothing. I'll do better!