Cool Rider

Dear Jennifer Lawrence,

You think your dress for the Golden Globes was unique...



But you ain't got nothing on me!



Yes, that's me rocking that look back in the 70's! Sure, when I showed my husband this picture, he thought I was wearing a ninja outfit, but that's pretty cool too. I always thought myself kind of ninja like. Quick with the wit! Chuck Norris style!

And yes, my dad was pretty badass, thanks for asking! He would've rocked the Hunger Games! If they weren't fake and just a role you took based on a book.

I still love you though. You are an awesome, badass, ninja-like actress yourself!

Call me if you need a sarcasm assistant or something. I could dig up that outfit maybe.

Sincerely,

Your ninja twin,
Melly