Monday, November 15, 2010

Hi! My name is...

Hi! My name is Scooter. Mommy wanted me to post for her this morning. I'm a good dog. Well, sometimes. A lot of times I chew on random stuff I find on the ground. My favorite toy is a paint roller because it's fuzzy and seems like a round animal. Mommy says I'm weird, but she just doesn't understand. I saw the paint roller looking at me funny once so it had to go!

I can also open doors and gates. I have such long legs that I can stand up and reach the handle. I once locked my boy out of the house when he got home from school. He had to climb in a window. It would've been pretty funny if I hadn't needed to go out and pee. I can even open the door on my cage and walk in. I can then walk out. Sometimes. Sometimes I can't figure out how to open the door again. People laugh at me.

Then there is the gate I open up to let my friend Winnie free. I can't leave since I'm on a chain, but that doesn't stop me from trying. I tell Winnie to go get something sharp to break the chain, but all she does is run after my friend, Sam the Cat. She's not too smart.

I like to chew shoes. They say I'm a bad dog, but I'll I'm trying to do is make sure they never leave me. I love my people.

Ok, I have to go now. I have to go lick myself repeatedly and bark at random things. Until next time! This is Scooter's Corner...

2 comments:

Legends of Dune said...

Adorable dog.

Jeff Rivera said...

I would love to have a dog like that. Sadly, my dog died last year and I was not able to find another one to my liking.