Tuesday, August 19, 2008

More Song Awards!

Best song to listen to when you're going through a bad time:

If You're Going Through Hell, Rodney Atkins.

There's no way you can feel sad after listening to that song. My favorite line is: "Ask directions from a genie in a bottle of Jim Beam and she lies to you..."

The Best "Why do I have this song on my iPod twice?" song:

All out of Love, Air Supply.

I guess I'm so out of love I need a double dose.

Best turn up the volume in traffic song:

Brooklyn, Buckcherry.

It's really fun to just scream "Brooklyn!" when you're passing a cop. (Please don't do that).

The song with the line you'll be saying for the rest of the day. I guarantee it.

Gimme Back My Bullets, Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Seriously. I dare you to listen to this song and not go around randomly saying, "Gimme Back my Bullets." It's impossible.

You: "Gimme back my bullets."

Random coworker: "What?"

You: "What?"

RC: "You just said something."

You: "No, I didn't."

The song I will sing in karaoke one day. Guaranteed.

Better Be Good to Me, Tina Turner.

I practice this song all the time. Who knows...Maybe I'll even tease up my hair. I'll make sure I use my best Phoebe phlegm voice. More cowbell!!!

Best sing at the top of your lungs song:

After All the Good is Gone, Conway Twitty.

Oh man...don't be driving by me when I'm singing this one. "Today, I.....got a letter....

Best song to put in my blog just because it will drive Jeannie insane:

What I'd Say, Earl Thomas Conley.

Jeannie doesn't know what she's missing. That's what I would say.

Best first line of a country song ever:

Startin' With Me, Jake Owen.

"I had a one night stand with my best friend's baby sister." Priceless.

Best WTF does this song mean? song:

She's My Kind of Rain, Tim McGraw.

I went ahead and made up my own verse and dedicated it to my husband: He's my kind of rain, grouchy at times, like a sudden shower, leaving behind big puddles and mud everywhere. Worms coming out of the ground. Road spray in my face...He's my kind of rain.

The most snort worthy song title on my iPod:

Nutbush City Limits, Tina Turner.

Heh. She said nutbush.

Best "Seriously?" moment song:

Heart Attack, Olivia Newton John.

Seriously? That's the lyrics you're going with? Yes, this song is old as dirt, but I don't think that's a good thing to say to someone.

ONJ: "You're giving me a heart attack."

Random man: "WHAT? I'm calling 9-1-1"

ONJ: "You're the cutest thing I've ever seen." (Actual lyric).

RM *on cell phone*: "Yeah, she's speaking gibberish. Please hurry!"

Best "It's okay honey if you leave...I already got a piece of my own on the side," song.

There's A Honky Tonk Angel (Who'll Take Me Back In), Conway Twitty.

He basically tells the woman he's with that it's okay if she has someone else since there's this Honky Tonk Angel who'll take him back in. (Hence, the song title). What is a Honky Tonk Angel anyway? I guess every time a bango plays a honky tonk angel gets her wings. (Complete with matching boots).

Okay, that's quite enough for today. Until next time!

1 comment:

Duckie said...

The song I will sing in karaoke one day. Guaranteed.

Better Be Good to Me, Tina Turner.

You are on your own with that one..