My son bought me back two Sock Monkey's from the beach. Their names are Fred and Cassie. They wanted to talk to you today.
Fred: Hi! I'm a sock monkey that sits on the top of Melly's TV stand.
Cassie: Hello! I sit next to Fred, but for some reason I don't think he likes me.
Fred: I like you. You're just sitting a little too close to me.
Cassie: What do you mean?
Fred: Well, for starters, you're kissing my arm.
Cassie: Is there something wrong with that?
Fred: All the time??? My arm is getting chapped.
Cassie: Anyway, we weren't here to talk about that.
Fred: What are we talking about then?
Cassie: We're here to talk about Melly.
Fred: What about her?
Cassie: Well, all she does is sit on the couch on her computer.
Me: Hey! I thought you wanted to talk about something important.
Cassie: This is important. What do you do for all those hours???
Me: Well, I....
Fred: I'm sure she's writing.
Me: Yeah! What he says!
Cassie: If you're writing, then how come I rarely see you type?
Me: Well, umm...
Fred: Good point, Cassie. What are you doing, Melly?
Me: Ok, well, I did get a new game.
Cassie: Ah-ha! We're onto something!
Fred: What game?
Me: *mumbling* VirtualVillagersTheSecretCity.
Cassie: I didn't hear you.
Me: Fine! I got Virtual Villagers, The Secret City.
Fred: Uh-huh. Well, I'm sure that's important.
Me: It is! This whole village depends on me!
Cassie: Really? They depend on you, huh? The way your son depends on you?
Fred: What did you do before you drove your son to school?
Fred: And what did you do when you got back from driving your son to school?
Cassie: This is an intervention. You need a life.
Me: Wait, my two sock monkeys are holding an intervention? Somehow this wasn't how I pictured one of these going.
Fred: We wanted the refrigerator to join us, but sadly it's a bit empty at the moment.
Me: I was going to go grocery shopping.
Cassie: Give her a break, Fred. She did buy some potato chips last night.
Me: I've been busy!
Fred: Feeding your fake village?
Me: *pouting* Sock monkeys aren't as cool as I thought they were.
Cassie: It's a bit dusty up here.
Fred: I have allergies! *sneeze*
Me: I like my virtual friends better.