I was in the car with my son after picking him up when he said, "I have something to show you."
He starts rummaging through his backpack and pulls out something. It's dark, so I can't see it that well. Then I recognize it. One of my black trouser socks.
Him: "That was on the back of my shirt."
Him. "Yeah, and some kid came up to me and said, 'You have pantyhose on your back.' And I was like, 'Oh no.... No."
Him: "It's not funny.
Me: "No, it's not. Hold on. I need to call your father."
Him: *pouting a little* "I'm checking my clothes from now on."