Seen on a church sign on the way to work:
Stop, drop and roll does not work in Hell.
Hmm... Well, there goes my whole plan!
Actually, I thought it was pretty clever and definitely grabs people's attention. Now, whether or not it draws people into their church or keeps them away is a whole other story...
I wish I could've taken a picture of it for my Picture of the Day, but unlike other people I know, I don't take pictures while driving. ;)